Borg's Day Off

A day in the life of two Borgs when not assimilating people! here is their story,(enter Law and order sound(Dong! Dong!) 07:40 am on the Borg ship Junk Heap!


Borg 1-PST! hey you awake over there?

Borg 2-Yeah! just resting my eye's,What?

Borg 1-Man this rubber suit is really digging up into my Cyborg ass crack!

Borg-2 Move around! it works for me!

Borg -1 And this whole resistance is futile thing ain't getting a Borg Brother laid any quicker!

Borg-2 Hey can you keep a secret?

Borg-1 Ah Yeah! who the hell am i supposed to tell anything to around here? half of them are deaf and the rest of them are just plain retarded!

Borg-2 you know that new chic 7 of 9?


Borg-1 hell yeah! the one with the big Robo Boobies? what about her?

Borg-2 check it out! she and i hooked up last night!

Borg-1 Nahh! your messing with me now! are you serious?

Borg-2 Oh yeah! i gave her 8 of my 10 BOOYAH!

Borg-1 NO SHIT! YOU DA BORG!

Borg-2 Who's Da Borg?

Borg-1 YOU DA BORG!!!

Borg-2 HA-HA-HA-HA

Borg-1 HA-HA-HA-HA

Borg-2 Shh! Quiet! here comes 7 of 11, man that guy walks around here as tho the federation shoved a phazer up his boney ass!

Borg-1 your telling me! Death face gave me an attitude!

Borg-2 So Whatcha Tell Him?

Borg-1 I told him! you best get out of my face or what's left of it! with that shit!
then i said hey! Go Assimilate yourself!

Borg-2 Now you da borg!

Borg-1-Who's Da Borg?

Borg-2 You Da Borg!

Borg-1 Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha

Borg-2 Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha

Borg-1 Man i can't deal with all this standing around shit!

Borg 2-What the hell's wrong with you now?

Borg-1 You Know! we just stand here looking like we just got our Mr Roboto
Waxed and Shined this Half dead borg needs to get his Boogie on! Feel Me!

Borg -2 Stop playing you fool! your going to get us into trouble and shit!

Borg-1 I'm just sayin! and why do you think we have this sweet ass green ball

Borg-2 man just shut up and go back into Hibernation mode dumb ass!

Borg-1 well get mad all you want! but i'm Borg all my own!

Borg-2 Yeah! and your gonna get parted out all on your own if you don't shut up! cause
you know if 7 of 11 catches you he'll shoot first and ask questions later!

Borg-2 fine then! have it your way! but your missing a good time!

Borg-1 what ever you say captain happy pants! keep it up and you'll end up like
6 of 9!
Borg- 2 Who the hell is 6 of 9?

Borg-1 well turn your head and look over there!

Borg-1 what over there! OH MY GOD!
Borg-2 I think you just made a new friend HA-HA-HA-HA!

Captain Kirk-Captains Log Stardate 12547769, i have just been introduced to a new form of borg and damn are these creatures freaks! end Log!
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